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The Japanese news outlet Sora News 24 invites you to "Grab a chocolate chili mustard hotdog at Salon du Chocolat this month!" I absolutely will not, and you cannot make me!!!
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I don't understand this video at all but I know that I am a "Not Bones." Tag yourself.
Every part of my working posture is actively injuring my soon-to-be-aged-beyond-my-years body but I would gladly maintain proper wrist alignment with this doughy doodad. Hat tip to Philadelphia reporter Anna Orso for bringing it to my attention.
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