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Pug: Yeah, I’d rather fuck Michelle, too.
Dan: Romney looks fucking terrible in that picture.
Pug: Actually, I’d fuck them both.VICE: Why? For the bragging rights?
Nah, just something to do.
Dan: I change my mind; I’d fuck the Republican woman – she’d be all conservative in the bedroom and I’d take her there and do some wild shit to her.

Really? She looks awesome for 63. If she opened her legs and told me to go for it, I wouldn't say no. She’s a GILF.Who most scares you most?
Obama. She’s fitter and she’s got bigger arms. Ann is 63 – that's old – I could take her.
Adam: Hasn’t Obama got loads of kids too? Don’t mess with a mother.Which one has had plastic surgery?
Definitely Ann Romney – probably Michelle, too – but definitely Ann. With all that money and time off, you would, wouldn’t you?They’re First Lady candidates, not WAGS.

But that wasn’t the question, was it? Ann has poor judgement, so I don’t really trust a girl like that.
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I’d give Ann a one, but if I was being politically impartial, I’d give her a four. She’s fine, there’s nothing wrong with her, but Michelle is prettier, so I’ll give her a seven – a solid seven.

Obama, hands down.
George: I’d say Obama too.
Jack: Romney’s face is too wide.Too wide? She can't help that, the poor lady.
George: We have to be critical here. She’s got quite big cheeks. I’d give Romney a six and Obama a seven.
Jack: I’d say five for Romney and a seven for Obama.Would you ever go for the older woman?
Nah, mate, I seriously doubt it.

Natasha: Of course it's going to be Michelle.Ann is 63, though. You wouldn't go there purely out of admiration for how good she still looks?
Fuck off, she's 63. She must have had a facelift. There's no way a 63-year-old would look like that.
Louisa: Michelle is natural looking, which is far more attractive.Care to rate them out of 10?
Natasha: I probably wouldn’t go there with either of them, to be honest. I don’t think either of them are particularly amazing.
Louisa: I’d give Ann Romney a five and Michelle a seven because she always chooses good clothes.

Natalie: Yeah, Michelle is far more naturally pretty than Ann. Ann is wearing a lot of makeup.Yeah, what a hussy.Previously - What's the Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done For Attention?
