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DANGER-ZONE
I’d recommend hanging up your heels this season. Judging by your hopelessness, the disasters which will ensue really aren’t worth risking a quick snog behind a vending machine for.
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SAFETY-ZONE
You’re good, not swinging too far in either direction. You never let anybody do your make-up for you because it always turns out the wrong side of drag (on purpose?) and you know your Barry M from your Bumble & Bumble.120 – 150
DISASTER-ZONE
Go eat worms and get a life. The only thing worse than "a smokey eye" are slanted tinting brushes, blotting sheets and eyebrow groomers. Didn’t your mum ever tell you that the only sure-fire way to make yourself beautiful is by holding your face over a big bowl of boiling water?All images are screenshots from 13 Going on 30Follow Bertie on Twitter: @bertiebrandesPreviously: Beauty School Dropout - What's Scarier: A Rudeboy, a Skinhead, a Givenchy Coke Dealer or a Smiling Goth?