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I just need something to get me through the afternoon, you know?Are you having a particularly tough Friday?
No, I’d just really like some champagne. It’s sunny out and I only have an hour to enjoy, so I want champagne and an oyster.Fair enough. When are you gonna call the cops to help you out?
I’m considering it now.

They probably wouldn’t like it very much.Have you ever felt the urge to dial the authorities because you were in desperate need of Kool-Aid, burgers or weed?
Um, no, I can’t say that I have, I'm afraid.
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They probably wouldn’t like it too much. Also, I'd be happy getting my own beer, as long as it's cold. The colder, the better.

I just something to look at, you know?Do you think the Met could hook you up with that?
You know, from what I’ve read, if I called them up I bet I’d get referred to someone’s supervisor before they did anything. I don't want to have to deal with any bureaucracy .Good point.

We work underground, so we don’t get out much.I see.
Yeah, we might just have to sit here all day otherwise. We really need a window.:(

A guy. I want a guy.Any criteria?
No.So literally any guy will do?
He should be rich and come from a good family.So a sugar daddy? That's kind of shallow.
I was joking.Oh, OK. I feel awkward now.
It’s alright. But seriously, he should be cute, funny and nice. If you know someone like that, send them my way.Okay, will do, Laurie!Previously - What's the Worst Name You Could Give a Child?