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Tom Segura: Yeah, we just played one the other day—it’s a clip called “Black Salami” (link NSFW). I don’t know how to say it, but he put his dick in his own ass and it’s pretty remarkable.Christina Pazsitzky: Yeah, it’s pretty great.Segura: It’s a 20-year-old gay-porn clip—because one of the venues we pull clips from regularly is porno, since it’s obviously hilarious. We like audio where the listener is like, “What?!” We had a porn star named Juelz Ventura. She had a clip where she said, “It wasn’t until someone said, ‘You have two in you, you have three in you,’ that I was like, ‘Whoa! I’m proud of myself.’”We really loved that clip and used it a lot. We reached out to her, and she came on the show. It was one of the highest-downloaded episodes ever, and she was amazing. A big part of the reason she came on the show was because we announced that we wanted her and our fans hit her up so many times that she reached out to us.

Segura: Sometimes I think, Well, the way I said that could be misinterpreted. The thing for me is that my natural state is to be reserved and not share. Doing this show has made me become somebody who shares I’ve become so comfortable doing the show that it has led to me being somebody that talks about stuff.
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Segura: Yeah, it’s been great. We get a lot of gifts. Last Saturday, one guy took two flights to come to the show. Two other couples drove more than four hours, which is really nice to know they invested so much time in seeing us.Pazsitzky: Yeah, it’s really nice. This lady made us pickles this time around, and I had to smuggle them back from Canada.OK. Here’s hoping customs doesn’t read this ever. Let’s talk about how you guys have made bodily functions one of your key tenants of your personal brand.[Segura and Pazsitzky laugh and high-five.]
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Segura: I think it became part of our lexicon because it happened separately in our households growing up. It was part of her experience with her stepdad.Pazsitzky: Every morning, my mom and my stepdad would sit down, and they would report how their bowel movements were. It was very normal for us to be like, “How was your shit?” And Tom’s parents, too.Segura: I have vivid memories of my dad talking to me as a kid being like, “Did you take a big shit?” And I was like, “Uh… yeah,” and he’d be like, “All right! Yeah, buddy! High-five!” He loves talking about it. You could ask him one question, and he gives you a six-minute answer on wiping. He loves it.Oddly enough, at the last show, this couple came up to us and the woman said, “Did your father have intestinal issues at some point?” And I go, “Yeah, he had diverticulitis; he had his intestines removed.” And she goes, “We discovered your show when I was having intestinal problems. I had nine feet of intestines removed, and I was really self-conscious of what was going on, and your show made me feel comfortable and be able to laugh about shit issues.”We never in a million years would have dreamt that our show would have that effect on somebody, but we were really thankful.Tell me about this phrase that I keep seeing on your Instagram comments: “Show me how those big tits fart."
Segura: [laughs] It’s a pure nonsense quote that’s directly from our lives, and we talked about it on the podcast. We were about to do it…
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Pazsitzky: Look, there are enough podcasts that are talking about heavy life shit—we’re gonna talk about taking shits. It’s more fun.To learn more about Your Mom's House, you can visit their website here or subscribe on iTunes here.Follow Jordan on Twitter.
