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NEW YORK - YOU GOTTA WATCH IT, CRAZY ANARCHO FRENCH


A couple who'd been linked to an incident disrupting public transportation in France to protest nuclear waste traffic (Jeezus H. Cracker, would you dissidents please carry out insurgent activities in a more linear fashion so as not to piss off the commonfolk? You lose all potential sympathy when you fuck with the morning commute) had to have known they were already under surveillance when they took a trip to Canada and then sneaked into the US. And were then arrested. Hey highfalutin left-wing crybabies who plot in secret to disrupt an institution that has nothing to do with your complaint, you really need to watch your step.

You may have been part of a who won the hearts of the yeomen with your friendly farming practices and economic savvy, even opening up a sweet grocery store everyone loved. (Seriously, when an amazing grocer opens up in your neighborhood are you not totally thankful?) Still, you need to stay the fuck out of New York. Not that we wouldn't be glad to have a few more fearless crazy fucks around here, but your asses are going to get caught. Especially if you sneak cross the Canadian border into the US without a passport, and then tuck photos of Times Square along with your anarcho meeting minutes and scrawly weirdo maps into the backpack you've secretly handed off to your friend to get back into Quebec for you. No tears shed for you, dipshits, sorry.