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Well, we all have high-stress lifestyles, we deal every day with hardcore pressure on a daily basis. So I'm basically delivering a valuable service for stressed people. What is the worst part of your work?
I hate dumped girls. If a girl has stilettos, actually run for your life. Those things are lethal. She's going to break your nose and you'll be lucky to escape without head trauma.
No, but I've been shook up a couple of times. Everything goes black and then you get stung for a minute. All of a sudden, you're back. Don't you want to beat them up in return?
No. I take this seriously, I'm getting famous over here and that's good money. Oh yeah? I bet you are a real pussy magnet.
Sometimes I get recognized by people while I'm not working, or I see a client [out somewhere] and I'm like, "I got punched by this guy last night!" Yesterday a guy gave me a pair of filth-encrusted boxing boots as a present.
I'm everything you ever wanted to punch. Anything else?
It's really getting late, so Jesus Christ, just fucking drop the beer and punch me already. No thanks, that's weird.NICOLAS LONGO
