How much less upsetting would this video have been if instead of blurring the baby's face (PS: What the hell's up with that, anyway? Who's going to recognize a baby?) they photoshopped some sunglasses onto him and then freeze-framed the whole thing when he was in mid-air, before the crash landing and horrible, soul-stabbing baby screeches. OH and then they could have had a boogie board swoop under him like zzzzzzooook and a little coconut drink with a straw fly into his little baby hand. OH, OH AND THE COCONUT COULD HAVE BEEN WEARING SUNGLASSES TOO. As it is, the whole thing's just kind of a bummer. They were on the right track with the triple-play action, but phoned it in for the rest.
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