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NEW YORK - HOUSE PARTY TONIGHT

Jason Lee

was my first friend in New York. My first memory of him was watching New Order music videos in my St. Marks apartment. We once got in a fight about Matthew Barney and Matthew Stone and didn't talk for three months. One time we were drunk in Chelsea and he threw a San Pellegrino bottle and he was almost arrested. I apologized for his actions to the cops as I picked up the glass off the sidewalk with my bare hands. He once gave me a tye-dye shirt and I wore it every day for three weeks. And now I am throwing him a blowout, if possible, as part of my House Party at Sway tonight. He's a Taurus, turning 21, and there's going to be cake and free whiskey shots, so come!

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DANA GOLDSTEIN

Editorial PS: We just found out this Jason Lee fellow is a passionate karaokeist, especially when it comes to "Benny and the Jets." He deserves a good trip through the spanking machine for that.