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Me; Yeah, it's covered with ice. Can't skate it anyway.
Him: Park's closed.
Me: Yeah, I was just going to try and shovel it out.
Him: It's supposed to be locked up. Park's closed.
Me: I heard you. But you can't skate it anyway because it's a sheet of ice. That's why I was going to VOLUNTEER my time and shovel it out.
Him: Well, you're not supposed to be in there.
Me: I'm not in there. I'm out here now because I'm leaving BECAUSE THE PARK IS A SHEET OF ICE.
Him: They don't want anyone getting hurt. The fence is supposed to be locked.
Me: Did you not hear me when I said, "I came to shovel, not to skate," or "The park is covered with ice." Or "I'm Leaving?"
Him: Good, because the park's closed.Even my dog was looking at him like he was an asshole.It is absurd conversations like that have got me to thinking I should sell my house and move to a remote portion of Algarve so I don't have to deal with people anymore. I know how to speak Portuguese but I can always pretend that I don't and then no one will talk to me. Except my wife. And my kid.
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