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I’d go and blow all the money I’ve got, which would probably only last me about five minutes. Then I’d tell everyone what I thought of them, but only nice things. I wouldn't go around being mean to people on the last day of human life.Why not?
It wouldn’t do me any good. I’d feel bad.Fair enough.

I dunno. Maybe, if someone pushed me, I guess I’d smoke lots of illicit drugs.Would you confess your deepest desires?
No.Jamie: No, we’re pretty boring, really. I don't think I have any deep desires to confess.What about sins? Do you have any of those?
Nope. I’m positive. No desires and no sins.Jesus.

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I know the world's not going to end, for a start. But I probably know quite a few things that you don't. Ouch. Hypothetically, though, let's say the world were ending, do you have anything you'd want to confess?
The secrets I have are secrets for a reason. If I tell you, then when the world carries on as normal tomorrow everyone will know them and I'll look like an idiot, won't I? Good point. But please relax. All this aggro is stressing me out more than the end of the world.

Yep. Why not?Well, you might not need it tomorrow. Surely there are better things you could be doing with your time.
Tom: Yeah, but if we get an apartment today, I think I’d die happy. I’d die with no regrets.

Yeah, exactly. That should be the only option. I already don't have any regrets about stuff I have done or haven't done, so why start now? I say just go for it.Right on, brother.Previously - Who's Your Daddy?
