"What are thoooooooooose???" is an internet meme sweeping the internet and it boils down to someone pointing at another person's shitty shoes and yelling "What are those???" A kid at Jordan's summer Flight School camp took the opportunity to razz MJ during what appears to be a Q&A session with the GOAT.
MJ has no idea what Vines are, he probably doesn't even know what "meme" means, so he was a little taken aback by the whole thing. At some point someone filled him in and he had the perfect response.
"I'm lost on that Vine stuff. What are thooose? These are 29 lows." The 29 lows are brand new Jordan shoes he just debuted at the camp, and they are low tops. Michael Jordan: still the greatest even when he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.