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How-To: Make Cock Cakes

Here's how to perfect that all-round crowd pleaser—the cock cupcake.
August 6, 2014, 9:00pm

Whether it's for a hen night or just "a gay night in," ex-madame and now-mum Candice Brown teaches us how to make the perfect cock cupcake. Unlike real dicks, this cake mixture can't be beaten too hard, so get ready to work your muscles and get baking. They're totally edible and much safer than snacking on a real one.