Relatively Unknown Club Salford City Scores Legendary Goal

Well, that's a helluva way to make a name for yourself. Salford City FC's substitute Richie Allen came in and scored a defense-defaming goal against Notts County in the FA Cup. We're talking about a substitute in a seventh-tier Northern Premier League team here, people. (What is the Northern Premier League, anyway?)

Take a second to marvel at it. Allen somehow pulled out of three-man trap and escorted the ball to his teammate, who barely taps the thing, allowing Allen to finish off what is essentially an amazing solo sequence with a sliding shot into the corner of the net. Somebody find that man's cellphone number and give him a call up quick—at least from his spot on the bench.