So now we can officially start complaining that Christmas is in two weeks and we haven't done any Christmas shopping yet. By "we" I mean "me," of course. But instead of going on Etsy right now and trying to custom make some weird pendant for my "energy and crystals" loving friend, I'm here discussing the most fashionable artists on IG. I'm using "fashionable" loosely in parts. Check it out.
Okay so it took me like 20 minutes to realize M.I.A. wasn't taking a bathroom selfie in this photo. That's how conditioned I am. When you're in a bathroom, holding your phone and you're half naked, you HAVE TO BE taking a selfie. I'm such a disappointment to myself sometimes.
Zoe cropped out me kissing her head in this photo. It's okay though.
French Montana and his boys look like every generic photo on Facebook of a bunch of guys headed to a shady resort in Punta Cana.
Sidebar: I still haven't tried Patti Labelle's pies because they're always sold out. Someone send me one.
This is actually the first time I have ever looked directly at Halsey. There's no real reason why I haven't, but she's gorgeous.
Diplo looks like a dad here. The hot one who only picks up his kid once a year, but when he does, all of the teachers stand there licking their lips.
I usually find cats to be Satan's housepets, but when Ellie Goulding is holding one they are suddenly cute.
For God's sake, ARE THEY OR AREN'T THEY?????
That deadass bear is lookin' deadass, B. Say no more, my guy.
If you don't know who these people are, then I don't know you. That wardrobe though.
Am I going blind or is that pool table filthy? It's fucking up the "all white everything with red accents" motif happening.
I agree with the sentiment of this t-shirt, though if I tried to sing I would more than likely need Auto-Tune. So there's that. Btw is this a "shots fired" moment?
You can only line your eyes if you look as cute as Vic Mensa when you do it. Otherwise don't even bother.
Lil' Kim said "fuck your life" and paired a Houndstooth bag with her diamond-pattern dress. Still the queen. Still the queen.
Badu is out here giving us tie-dye meets beat up G-Wagon goals. OMG how does she do it?
Kathy Iandoli would like to say Rest In Peace to her grandma who passed away last weekend. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram @kath30000.