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HOLY SHIT SHE HAS DONE IT AGAIN. SHE HAS GONE AND DONE IT FOLKS, KIM KARDASHIAN GOT HER BODY BACK! AFTER NINE MONTHS OF FLOATING AS CORPOREAL VAPOR, SHE IS BACK TO HER SOLID STATE AND LOOKING BETTER THAN EVER. NO LONGER MUST HER SPIRIT ROAM THE EARTH IN SEARCH OF A HUMAN VESSEL.

SHE’S MAD. FUCKING MENTAL. SHE GOT HER BODY BACK.