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Don't vote for anarchy, vote for Callum

London is teeming with Europe’s most dangerous anarchists and right now they're happily buffeting policemen in the name of economic freedom. But I know a 15-year-old genius called Callum who makes all the anti-capitalists look like Jonathan Aitkin in a golden fez. Him and his mates, well they live to smash stuff as they scream: “Fuck you Sony!” If Che Guevara had had a hammer and a PSP – this is what that boring-arse movie about motorcycles would have been like.

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Check it out, he's even got Father Christmas to go on record about how his festival has been sold down the river by The Man.

Adrian's moves are pretty intense here. He's kicking the shit out of this Game Boy like it bailed the bankers out using his girlfriend as capital.

It's pan-racial as well. A movement all creeds can follow.

"Look we're here to smash a printer - and Mr T eats Snickers and drinks milk. Now we're ready LET'S GO!"

The second coolest thing about Callum is that he once snogged one of my girlfriends. He's 15 and he's twice the man I am. Bravo.