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Sitting on babies

We can get behind the old standby of using someone's face as a stool.

We can get behind the old standby of using someone's face as a stool. Cake-sitting is even semi-acceptable, mostly because it's pretty funny to watch. But people really get off on watching a self-described "big butt mistress" smoosh the heads of plastic baby dolls like a car crusher at a junk yard? What's next, ghost porn? Oh for fuck's sake.