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DEAR VICE - MISTER PERFECT

Dear Vice,
Could this guy be any more perfect? He looks like he just committed the perfect murder and is carrying the body parts home to pickle in a jam jar. And you couldn't bitch slap that smug look off his perfect fucking face if you tried. The only thing I'm wondering is, what is he listening to?
JULIA