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SCARFACE IN SCHOOL

Perhaps the

Scarface

obsession has finally gone too far. Total rap saturation has dragged it from good film to a badge which reads "I'm an asshole," in over 20 languages. But now, after 30 years of merchandising madness, it's finally broken into the most lucrative of all markets, the grade-school play. There's a lot of great

Scarface

stuff already of course:

THE SCARFACE AIR-FRESHENER

THE SCARFACE A1 BAR PUB LIGHT SIGN

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THE SCARFACE BED PILLOW (AL PACINO)

THE SCARFACE TAKE YOU BACK TO HELL BLACKLIGHT POSTER

THE SCARFACE AL PACINO BLACK & WHITE NEOPRENE BOTTLE KOOZIE

But none of it is quite as spectacular as…

SCARFACE: THE SCHOOL PLAY

The assassin at the end is the cutest.