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ILLINOIS - FROZEN TIGER HEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD


Some lady on her way to the discount shopping mall in Caucasiangarbageville, Illinois, spotted a frozen tiger's head thawing in a plastic crate in the middle of the road. Most of us would probably white-knuckle the steering wheel and keep on driving, telling ourselves that didn't happen no way did I just see that I'm really stressed out today, hahaha, that was toooootally a stuffed animal…but not this disaffected pro. She screeched over to the side and hoisted that ten thousand-dollar ice cube into her vehicle and continued business as usual, all, "Pssht, a tiger's head? Whatfuckingever, man. I got alpacas, I got horses, I got dogs. This kind of thing doesn't gross me out."