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VICE PICS - PISSED JEANS


Pissed Jeans came over from Pennsylvania to play a show for us on Saturday. They were, as always, amazing, but their singer's shirt literally confused the shit out of everybody in attendance. The floor was covered in it.


And it certainly didn't make things any easier when the top part got sweated through and started looking like a strapless sports bra.


Converse were giving out these bags of free things.

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We hired some celebrities to circulate throughout the venue wearing all the swag. Here Sammy Davis, Jr. trying out the free windbreaker. Breathtaking.


"You stupid idiots, Sammy's been dead for 20 years. You guys are such stupid idiots." It's called reincarnation, asshole.


This girl used to intern at Vice before moving back to Whereverville, SF. I get the feeling she came back solely to renew my huge crush on her.


No big deal though. I'm crushed out on fucking all the babes.


The shitter's pick for president?


The after-party kind of blew.

BEN RITTER