
I’m a lady in my early 30s and I can feel my biological clock ticking. How can I meet someone as soon as possible? Any suggestions for speeding the donor process?-SusanLady Bun Throws One In Your HoleDear Desperately Seeking Semen,
Despite what intuition or common sense may have taught you, you should always let men make the first move. Throw every bit of empowerment in the trash because that’s where it belongs, along with your tampons and LinkedIn account. Wait for him to contact YOU. Men are like eagles that are on the lookout. Which brings me to the first tip: Play dead. Not literally dead, but dead personality-wise. After all, eagles love freedom and easy prey, so being a lifeless carcass that lets them do whatever they want will prevent you from losing out to even easier targets, like actresses.
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Here’s a super secret that no one else wants you to know: The first step in dating is meeting people. Unfortunately, everything we learned as children works against us as dating adults. See, the rules that apply to dating are the complete opposite of the rules you are given as a toddler. For example:
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