
I have incredible trouble being able to tell if girls fancy me or not. There is the very occasional girl who just puts her foot in it but even then I'm not totally sure till I pash them. Could you give me some tips on what to look for?XOXO
H-bombHot Dog Chokes One Out For YouH-bomb, first things first: Let’s translate your question into American so we can understand what you mean. “Pash” is Australian slang for making out, and “puts her foot in” refers to an Australian tradition involving a flirtatious insertion of a toe into a lover’s asshole. Good thing I dated an Australian for two years, so I knew that! By the way, if anyone is thinking about dating an Australian, you should! They’re exciting and fun. I dated an Australian Carney, which is a little bit like dating a vegan, only instead of vegetables, they eat cocaine and alcohol. But to be fair, that was all there was in the house. And I was responsible for the shopping. Anyway, here are some tips on how to tell if a lady Fancy-Fancies you or just Fancy-Feasts you. (For all you Steve Irwins, that’s an American cat food joke that makes no sense. In fact it might not even qualify as a joke.): · Science says that a woman’s groin temperature rises slightly when she’s around someone she’s attracted to. Try this next time you see her: Cup her privates with your hand and ask, “Is this ‘normal hot’ for your pussy? Or ‘extra hot’?”
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