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Ashleigh: Ginger doesn’t really match my skin complexion. But I’d rather be ginger than unemployed.
Abigail: I’d rather be unemployed. Everywhere you go, there’s always going to be a ginger joke and I don’t want to be the one who takes it.
Ashleigh: You care way too much what people think.
Abigail: If I were ginger, I’d go to hairdressers and dye my hair, but if you’re unemployed, it’s a lot more effort.

I don’t care. I’ve dyed my hair ginger before.Solidarity.

Louise: That’s a terrible question! I’d definitely be a ginger.You wouldn’t dye your hair?
I have dyed my hair ginger and I was very happy.Did everyone else enjoy your ginger hair?
Erm… I think so. I mean, I’m naturally brunette, but I haven’t got a problem with gingers. A lot of love for the gingers!

This reminds me of the episode of South Park where they say that gingers have no soul.Exactly! If you’re ginger, you have to put up with stuff like that all the time.
I actually used to go out with a ginger girl and it doesn’t matter if you’re ginger, blonde, or brown haired or… you can have sex if you’re bald, I guess.
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Not if you like that style. It depends on the person. There’s lots of stuff you can put on your hair.Yeah, you can change your hair.
I’m quite happy with mine, thank you.

Yeah, I’d just live with it.Would you style it in a certain way?
I’d probably just wear a hat.And how about you, Mike?
Mike: I think I’d rather be unemployed, to be honest.
Emma: That’s such shit!
Mike: We’ve already got two gingers in my family, I don’t think we could handle another one.How come you're not ginger?
Well, you’re diving into the family gene pool there, aren’t you?

Unemployed!
John: What age are you?The age that you are now.
Do we ever get employed?No, you have to be ginger for life or unemployed for life.
Matt: I’d rather be ginger. I supposed I’d just have to deal with it, at least I’d be able to have a job.
John: Could you wear a hat?Yeah, hats are allowed. So you’d have a job but you’d wear a hat all the time?
Matt: Or a balaclava. Could you turn to crime?Yeah, why not. You could just be an unemployed master criminal.
I’d rather be unemployed.Previously – What Would You Save in a Natural Disaster?

