
Kid606: Everyone except Kathleen Hanna has to die. Do you get laid more with all that hate?
Sure. Especially by the castoffs from bands I’m touring with. What kind of girls do you have sex with?
Everyone from the girl with nipple piercings and track marks to the real clean cut rebellious types who just need a release from their data entry job. Mostly extremist raver chicks, though. You are a pussy pioneer and a musical pioneer. You put out seven-inch records and three-inch CDs. Are eight tracks and piano rolls next? What other forgotten formats are you gonna revive?
Those little plastic toy guitars with internal speakers and keys on the fretboard instead of strings that you press down and it plays beats or riffs and vocal samples. I love those things. I wanna release one of those with just the individual parts of a song of mine and you can just sit there and play it any way you want. It will appeal to those above-mentioned gabber groupies. I even heard you using a cat in that song "Catstep."
Those are actually fake meows, just an ex-girlfriend meowing into a sampler. It’s actually really hard to get cats to meow on call. If you squeeze them they just look at you funny, like "What are you doing?" What are you doing to push the race envelope? How many races are you?
I’m totally white. Half-Spanish, half-German. I only claim I’m Latin American when filling out scholarship forms, so I couldn’t even get away with the race card, claiming to be something other than white. You should embrace that Latin thing like all the homo house DJs.
I’m from Argentina but I never go back because it sucks. It’s just a third world country. I can’t stand it. There’s no technology, nothing. For example, my dad makes movies, and down there he was commissioned not too long ago to make the country’s first CD-ROM. Their first CD-ROM! You should be a light-skinned Latino black German and freak everyone out by bringing hip hop into IDM.
Yeah, the Intelligent Dance Music scene has no soul, no blackness at all. You have to learn to not take yourself seriously. Not trying to be a total wigger, but still not be scared of that shit. I give props to the Cash Money stuff. I like my booty bass fucking raw. Being an American I can totally adopt these cultures. I’m not gonna say I’m black or that I’m a "nigga." I would never say that. But I’m not scared to like that shit neither, yo.