Leicester’s captain Wes Morgan just inked a sick deal. No, don’t worry—the miracle Leicester team isn’t being broken up by transfers. He just signed a contract with Captain Morgan that allows him to go into any bar and buy everyone a free round of rum and coke—all he needs to do is shout, “There’s only one Captain Morgan!” beforehand and hold his arms up in a “Y” shape. That’s the dopest.

Yes, I’m aware that me writing about this is a free plug for Captain Morgan, but credit where credit’s due: this is an awesome setup. Another great clause in the contract is that Captain Morgan wants to be able to make Wes dress up in a Captain Morgan costume at various events. The pen in the photo is covering a bit of that clause, but it seems pretty clear that the dude is going to get outfitted with some Prince-blouse swashbuckling gear at some point. This bodes well for everything.