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Ohhhh, Snap: The Tesla of Sex Toy Companies Has a New Vibrator

a vibrator from Lelo

Just when we thought we were done placing our money at the pire of the dildo gods (thanks to an exclusive 85% off sex toy sale this month at Ella Paradis), the crème de la creampie of vibrator companies launched their latest wünderkid: the LELO Enigma Dual Stimulation Sonic Massager. And it’s an ethereal beaut:

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Enigma, $189 at LELO

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This is further validation of our theory that LELO is made up of a bunch of satin-gloved, erudite vibrator gods from Mount Olympus. As makers of the cult, clit-pleasing Sona Cruise vibrator and a penis masturbator with its own Matrix-level trailer, the brand has made a name for itself as one of the best luxury vibrator companies (and primo crafters of some of the quietest vibes, too) out there. 

The Enigma vibrator lives up to its name as a mysteriously sentient, self-sufficient multi-tasker that promises to pleasure thee on a clitoral, vaginal, and erogenous level. It’s built to last, with a 10 year warranty (vying to outlive every other relationship we’ve had, apparently). It’s also ideal for folks with sensitive clits, as the sonic wave technology doesn’t make direct contact; it just sends X-Men vibrational waves onto the clit instead, whilst “the inner part vibrates in sync with the sonic waves, stimulating your G-spot.” 

The Enigma vibrator is on sale now at LELO


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