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All the TikTok-Viral Stuff to Scoop for Prime Day (We Want That Egg Thing)

Want one of those viral egg cookers? How about those retro-cool headphones? Now's the time to add to cart.
Amazon Prime Day Deals 2022 | What to Buy From TikTok
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The people of TikTok know something good when they see it, and when they do, they do what they do best: post about why it slaps. When TikTok dances are, for once, not clogging up our feeds (please go away) we bear witness to some pretty awesome stuff, including these pole-dancing cowboy boots, which gave one Rec Room writer a mad confidence boost and made her want to wear them to the supermarket stomp all over the place. We’re scrolling our #fyp and taking notes, and we’ve seen some pretty oddly satisfying items that make us want to go hunting for pennies and loose clams in the cushions of our Cloud couch dupe to spend on the cooking gadgets, fitness gear, and vibrators that grace our feeds (with enthusiastic reviews). 

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Better yet, the ultimate holiday for penny pinchers is so close we can nearly taste it on our chile-crisp-coated tongues: Amazon’s annual Prime Day, which is underway this week (July 12 and 13) and means that many of these doodads will be on big-time sale. Speaking of which, allow us to present to you with the best as-seen-on-TikTok stuff to add to cart now and buy during Prime Day.

The Dash Egg Cooker

The only thing better than a full two-eggs-any-style breakfast at your local greasy spoon are the almighty ovums being cooked by this godly gadget: the Dash Egg Cooker. This sucker can cook eggs five different ways in 16 minutes or less: hard-boiled, soft-boiled, poached, scrambled, and even omelet-style. It also has a 4.7-star average rating from over 100,000 reviews, and we see the yolky magic happening all over TikTok


$16.99 at Amazon

$16.99 at Amazon
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The FlexiSpot Desk Bike

The thought of trekking to the gym after work makes us cringe. We’d rather hit the hay and slam our go-to comfort food the moment we’re off the clock, then burn cals while watching the latest grisly murder true crime special from the comfort of our shoebox apartments, which is why the FlexiSpot Desk Bike was made for people just like us. Pedal your stress away at home, or even during work hours while vigorously typing—or in meetings that could have been emails. TikTokers praise the bike incessantly for its convenience and function, with some videos extolling its virtues garnering more than 2.5 million likes. It has smooth, quiet pedaling for zero distractions and is adjustable to accommodate all heights. Take that, Richard Simmons.


$459.99$409.99 at Amazon

$459.99$409.99 at Amazon

The LATME Ice Roller

Waking up is hard enough—we don’t want our faces to look like we just got our wisdom teeth removed in the process. Instead of dealing with morning puffiness, use an ice roller. Just pop it in the freezer and roll on for frosty relief and help with alleviating inflammation. This one is a best-seller with a 4.7-star average rating from over 10,000 reviews.


$16.99$13.99 at Amazon

$16.99$13.99 at Amazon

The Vlatne Rose Vibrator 

We want you to flick your bean in the most aesthetic way possible, and nothing is more sensual than the humble rose. Rose vibrators are taking over SexTok, and this one has seven tapping modes and can also be used on your sweet nips. This particular suction vibrator has a 4.4-star average rating, and according to the many highly enthusiastic reviews, it will take you on a high-speed train to O-Town. 


$39.99 at Amazon

$39.99 at Amazon
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The Koss Porta Pro Headphones

We love these retro headphones that look like something straight outta the 80s. In addition to vintage flair in spades, the sound quality is also exceptional—crystal clear and, despite their throwback character, zero-percent tinny. They’ve racked up over 17.7 million views under #kossportapros, and have a 4.5-star average rating on Amazon. Since they secured viral TikTok status, they continually sell out, so you need to act fast to grab a pair and become the mysterious hot person on the subway.


$59.99 at Amazon

$59.99 at Amazon

Peter Thomas Roth Instant FIRMx Temporary Face Tightener

You may have spotted this magic moisturizer in very compelling TikToks showing the before-after process of it instantly shrinking people’s glaring eye bags into nothingness. The instructions are very compelling (“Remain expressionless [when applying]… When face feels pulled and tight, look in the mirror,”) and so is the ingredients list (symphytum leaf extract, fennel seed extract, vitamin B5). Want to give yourself an instant facelift? Grab it for 30% off for Prime Day.


$49$34.30 at Amazon

$49$34.30 at Amazon

The GoPlus Folding Treadmill 

The people of TikTok appreciate storage-savvy objects, and we do, too. Gym equipment can take up a lot of space, and we only have so much room in our miniscule, walk-up apartments. This folding treadmill is super-compact and can be thrown right in the closet after a sweat sesh. It has a LED screen that tracks heart rate, speed, distance, time, and calories. It also features a phone and iPad holder, because how else are we supposed to keep ourselves entertained? 


$309.99 at Amazon

$309.99 at Amazon
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Fullstar Veggie Chopper 

We want you to eat your veggies, slugger, and this nine-in-one chopper that’s all over cooking TikTok makes prepping them a breeze, with its ability to do it all—peel, juice, slice, spiralize, and dice. It can also separate egg yolks and whites, and it has a stellar 4.6-star average rating from over 17,000 reviews on Amazon. 


$39.99$34.99 at Amazon

$39.99$34.99 at Amazon

Clinique Almost Lipstick

We love a good lip balm because a) it’s no fuss, and b) it doesn’t clump up on our lips and look gross. Enter Clinique's cult-fave Almost Lipstick in Black Honey. BeautyTok loves it, since the shade matches all skin tones, yet looks unique on everyone.


$22 at Amazon

$22 at Amazon

Happy shopping folks, and make sure you snag a Prime membership to get the biggest, grooviest deals possible.


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