Jason Kelce Loses His Damn Mind During Eagles Victory Parade Speech

The Eagles lineman, dressed as a Philly Mummer, gave a speech from the Rocky Steps that was more like a wrestling promo.
Screen capture via Twitter/NBC Philly

Jason Kelce, last seen getting extremely weepy discussing fulfilling a lifelong dream after winning the Super Bowl, tapped into a different emotion this afternoon at the Eagles victory parade: total insanity. In a wide-ranging speech, Kelce took aim at all the doubters, and essentially told them all to fuck off. At least I think that's what he said, anyway, the audio feed was cut during several portions of the speech.


Here he is, talking about Mike Lombardi, who routinely criticized head coach Doug Pederson:

This was merely the beginning, however. He then went on to list basically all his teammates by name, rattling off the criticisms lodged against each of them—"Lane Johnson! Can't stay off the juice" was a particular highlight—his voice somehow getting simultaneously higher pitched, and more gravelly. The crowd picked up on it and it turned into a kind of call and response session you might see during a wrestling show.

He then wrapped it all up with a chant he just learned:

"No one likes us, no one likes us, no one liiiikes, we don't care. We're from Philly, fuckin' Philly, no one likes us, we don't care."

It's a good chant and I highly encourage you to watch the entire clip, Jason Kelce is a legend for this.