The news is part boring and part overwhelming, so here's a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:
– David Cameron is offering people dinner and a selfie for a modest £12,000
– Adults say they avoid romance for fears of being cheesy
– Tim Farron takes it all back and says "I was a fool to say gay sex is not a sin." A fool!
– M&S drops cauliflower "steak" because customers ridiculed it immediately
– Hospital bosses warn they've run out of beds
– Theresa May has pledged to eradicate all avoidable plastic waste by 2042
– Overseas students add £20 billion to the economy – Some Scots are sad because the sugar tax means Irn-Bru is changing its recipe and making it less likely to hurt you
– "Epidemic of stress" blamed for the 3,750 teachers on long term sick leave
– The woman who made the "Shitty Media Men" list has come out and written about it
– Prince William says Prince Harry hasn't asked him to be best man yet :(