MELBOURNE – SARAH PALIN BABY NAME GENERATOR

Sarah Palin, the hunting, redneck running mate of John McCain in the upcoming 2008 U.S. Presidential election, names her kids all kinds of irresponsible shit. She’s got Track, Willow, Trig, and Waffledick or whatever so far. I wonder how gratifying it must be after carrying one of those things around in her uterus for nine months and then squeezing it out onto the floor of a fish gutting shack, to name it after a fictional medieval midget. Also, what kind of name is ‘Waffledick’? Now some dunce has invented a sure fire way for you to also name your child something ignorant and patriotic with the advent of the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator. I got Quarter Granite Sharkey back when I entered my name. Have fun bringing yet another loser into the world.

Thar she blows: http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html