As some of you may remember, I was invited to LA last month for a sneak peek at behind the scenes development for Twenty First Century Fox’s new Planet of the Apes reboot, Rise of the Planet of the Apes. It was a wild ride, to say the least and I learned a lot about human-animal experimentation. In fact, the presentations by director, Rupert Wyatt and folks from the Peter Jackson-owned company of visual magicians, WETA Digital were often so convincing, that I found myself wondering whether or not I was being experimented on myself.We’ll never know for sure, but I’ll hand it to everyone involved in the production of the new Apes, who’ve dug up a collection of videos featuring primates ostensibly getting smarter for the purpose of promoting the film. At first I wasn’t expecting to see anything better than a monkey chugging orange soda or riding a dog; or smoking cigarettes, which my friend told me is a huge issue in India.To my surprise, the animal experts in Fox’s publicity team found the following, and I can promise that each is pretty goddamn frightening. Here they are, in no particular order.Great job, apes.
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