Second Life is an online gaming community where you can escape the tedium of actually engaging with real people and immerse yourself in a poorly rendered fantasy world. It is well known for catering for all tastes and for popularising the infuriating term 'avatar'. An avatar is your online appearance; in my case, a rohypnoltastic wank fantasy with unfeasibly large boobies. Why? Because I've heard that you can pay someone to sexually assault you on Second Life. I wanted to see just how harrowing pixelated deviance could be. I met a French guy called Sympacool and he showed me how it's done.As you read this, please bear in mind that Benjamina is actually a guy with a beard, all dialogue is happening in real time, and Sympacool's avatar had blond dreadlocks and a skintight über-gay T-shirt. And white trousers.Benjamina: Hi! Would you mind raping me?Sympacool: Wah, that's so hot.Benjamina: I'm new here. How do we do it?Sympacool: You need a pussy.Benjamina: No shit. Where do I get one of those???Sympacool: You can buy one. Or find a free one.Benjamina: Sorry. I'm so stupid and vulnerable. Can you take me shopping?Sympacool: I bet you love it in real life.Benjamina: shopping or rape?Sympacool: both LOLBenjamina: ha ha. shopping not so much. [We teleport to a shopping island]Benjamina: there's an advert here for a pussy and nipples!Benjamina: look up there!Sympacool : show me againBenjamina: here!!Sympacool : It's not for sale.Benjamina: why is it so hard to find a pussy? there are cocks everywhere.Benjamina: it's sexist.Benjamina: no pussies here then.Sympacool: wait a minuteBenjamina: ok'PUSSY ---> Little Red Riding Hood's Secret', an object owned by 'Benjamina', located in Sex Toys Store at -0.0, 0.0,0.0, has been granted permission to: Take Linden dollars (L$) from you.Benjamina: i just bought the pussy… [The cyber-vagina cost about $3.00 in real money. Hopefully it won't show on my credit card bill]Sympacool: oh you are fastBenjamina: i am.Benjamina: But not in the bedroom, hot stuff.Sympacool : can you show me?Benjamina: now?Sympacool: yes you can hereSympacool: huuummmBenjamina: shall we go back to where we met?? [Sympacool gets out massive digital cock]Benjamina: oh niiiiccceeSympacool: lolBenjamina: i want you to violate me with that thingSympacool: I'll rape youBenjamina: Let's go! Back to the rape island!!Rape Island! Where all of your unspeakable violation fantasies can come true. It was pretty empty most of the time and looked like my grandmother's living room.Sympacool : I'm so excitedBenjamina: Me too!Benjamina: Thanks for getting me the right equipment.Benjamina: now show me what yours can doSympacool: oki [I take off my clothes and assume the position on all fours. Just like rape in real life.]Benjamina: No! No! Hee hee.Sympacool : Did you feel my cock?Benjamina: get off me!Benjamina: it's so big, it's hurting meBenjamina: Stop, stop!Sympacool: huuumSympacool: shut upBenjamina: fuck you!Benjamina: get off me!Sympacool : noBenjamina: why are you doing this to me??Sympacool : bitchBenjamina: you're just like my daddyBenjamina: fuck you're so bigBenjamina: don't hit meSympacool: huuuumSympacool: shut up [His pillow talk was definitely lacking in something. Maybe because he was French, or maybe because he was a dumb shit.]This is the moment when Sympacool, my flaxen haired companion, succeeded in violating my fufu.Benjamina: i don't deserve thisBenjamina: why do you hate me so much? [Sympacool stops raping me and looks around.]Sympacool: sorry, there is one girl harassing me thinking that it is real rape [The irony of this statement was lost on all concerned]Benjamina: which girl??Sympacool: Sealsuce behind youBenjamina: hey. it's none of her businessBenjamina: hey, Andrea Dworkin, I love the rape! [the abuse starts again with renewed vigour]Benjamina: well my love.Benjamina: i want youBenjamina: i want you to comeSympacool: huuumBenjamina: Did you come in real life???Sympacool: yeeeeaaaahhhhBenjamina: Awesome.Benjamina: Thanks for the rape! See ya!BEN FREEMAN
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