This Thursday we are launching the new issue of Vice at the most authentically Mexican locale we could find: Santos' Party House in Chinatown. This will also be the first in a series of parties we're putting on throughout the summer, and will feature the smooth musical stylings of New York's Vivian Girls, San Diego's Muslims, and Hermosillo, Mexico's own Hong Kong Blood Opera. Good stuff, right? Ooh, also a guest DJing appearance by downtown graffiti legend Semen Sperms. What more could you hope for in an evening of fun? Jack fucking diddlysquat.