Given that most of us will never be given a state funeral and buried in Westminster Abbey alongside Dickens, Chaucer and most of the Plantagenet kings, it's probably worthwhile thinking about how you could go to the happy hunting grounds in style. After all, if you don't, your ashes will probably end up being scattered on your local high street while your only surviving mate wonders how he's going to get back to his nursing home. So here's some funeral-style stuff you can force your stricken mourners to get involved withRead about all six hundred and sixty six rituals over at Vice UK
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