You may have noticed a new little bar a little to the left from where we're saying this right now, just above the Dos and Dont's. For those of you who've been slowly stroking your chins trying to figure out its deal, we'll lay it straight for you: From now on we're just going to stick the previous issue's commentary here in one big pile of talking that sums up the previous issue. Here's two things you can do with it besides stuff it up your ass: a) you can listen to it as you flip through the issue and treat it as a DVD-commentary-type thing that gives a behind-the-scenes look at each article in there and/or b) you can use it as a substitute for the issue and listen to it on your iPod on the way to work. We won't be reading every article so it's not a book on tape but we will be reading the highlights and making sure you don't miss anything important. Think of it as an executive summary for the lazy. (PS: This gorgon is the first thing that came up when we google-imaged "vice" and "podcast.")