Dear Vice,
I saw that poor fellow with the crud-caked scalp and I thought you should see this old chap, proud owner of the world's most revolting dreadlocks. Don't you just want to run your fingers through his manly mane?
MAGGIE
I saw that poor fellow with the crud-caked scalp and I thought you should see this old chap, proud owner of the world's most revolting dreadlocks. Don't you just want to run your fingers through his manly mane?
MAGGIE