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MELBOURNE - HELI DILDO FOR KASPAROV

About a week ago I was approached by my boss to maybe put together an article on weird weaponry or some other malarchy. I was kind of stymied for a minute or so but the first thing to pop into Uncle Sharkey's noodle was a happening from last May: chess ace, Garry Kasparov, being attacked by a Heli-Dildo during one of their communist press conferences they have over there. The article about weapons would be in print and I'd hate to deprive the Vice readers of the world a look at this wonderful feat in beautiful, crystal clear YouTube perfection. Yes, this is old news so keep your dorky comments inside of your peabrain-filled heads. So, here in all it's glory, I give you: The Flying Dildo 'Copter!

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