Dear Vice,
I've always been of the view that only stupid people adhere stickers, logos, add-ons, cushions, toys or custom plates to their cars. Don't even start with those "Baby On Board" signs. But this jeep, which I passed on the way to work this morning, has forged a new low. Its owner feels compelled to tell the world "I'M HORNY" followed by "NO SHIT." And to make matters ickier, on the other side of the window there's a sticker that says: "I'm retired and lovin' it!". Sod off, grandpa!
BRUCE
I've always been of the view that only stupid people adhere stickers, logos, add-ons, cushions, toys or custom plates to their cars. Don't even start with those "Baby On Board" signs. But this jeep, which I passed on the way to work this morning, has forged a new low. Its owner feels compelled to tell the world "I'M HORNY" followed by "NO SHIT." And to make matters ickier, on the other side of the window there's a sticker that says: "I'm retired and lovin' it!". Sod off, grandpa!
BRUCE