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OUR BODIES OUR JUNK UPDATE

We've already gotten a good amount of submissions for

our Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk giveaway

. So far the best stories involve a breast pump, the sentence "two pieces of warm ham, lightly touching each other with the ham juices running everywhere," and jacking off on a couple who were having sex on acid. We'll post the top three entries (and maybe the bottom 4 or 5) tomorrow after we've picked our winners--just get us something by this afternoon and you'll still be in the running. Or, if you are hard up for sex tales/lazy, you can just

buy the thing here

.

Send entries to vice@viceland.com.