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DEAR VICE - STRANGER ON A TRAIN

Dear Vice,
I sat across from this treat on a 55-hour train ride across the US. His thermos was full of Bud Light and I suspect he was doing drugs in the bathroom. Halfway through the trip, he pulled out a can opener, calmly placed it on the tray in front of him, but never used it. He's everything I love to hate about middle America, all rolled up into one greasy package.
PENELOPE