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1: Oh yeah, it's called the Swipe By or the Drive By. Say you're with somebody and you're hooking up but you haven't decided if you're going to go all the way. So you just sort of mess around a little bit and then you pretend to scratch your leg so you can get a feel to see if you wanna go further. If not, you roll over and go to sleep.
2: My ex-boyfriend was trained by his previous girlfriend not to rub against her. He had it hidden between his legs and he'd keep his bottom away from me when we were making out. So I had to be like, 'Rub it on! Push it into me, don't be scared.'
Have there been any times when it's been too late? When things got out of hand before you'd had a chance to do a Swipe By?2: There was this guy I had tension with for a while. One night he dropped me off, and he called me right afterwards and asked if I wanted him to come back, and I said yes. He came over and we got to it right away. And then when he took off his pants it was the smallest dink I'd ever seen in my life. It was like two thumbs put together. It was rock hard and it was not getting any bigger. I had to pity fuck him.
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