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SPAIN - PASSING THE TIME IN CHAD

We can think of other countries more fucked up than Chad. Neighboring Sudan, for example. Eritrea. But we don't know any soldiers who are stationed in those countries and write us emails to tell us about how screwed they are from their POV. Alexei is a pilot with the Spanish Airforce who recently spent two months in the sandy hellmouth supporting a UN peacekeeping mission to Darfur, bartering with the host French army for use of the internet and writing songs to play in his hardcore band back home.

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Here's a brief rundown of his experiences, each illustrated with a song that was on his iPod at the time. They're not all great songs, but at least he's not listening to James Blunt and Chris Brown like everybody else in a uniform.

2. La Vergonya Del Món - "Moksha" I don't have a problem with rich kids slagging each other off for how they dress while living happily off daddy's salary, but it's worth thinking about that the company that daddy's the CEO of is raping countries like Chad, while whichever dictator happens to be in power turns a blind eye as long as they throw him a bit of what's left over. And as daddy's company is also making shitloads of cash for the government back home, that in turn affects their foreign policy, so the dictator stays in place while the country gets fucked. Though as long as the rainy and dry seasons follow their cycles, nobody in the area I was in goes starving. People still know that white people in helmets are being fed considerably better. Cue kids running towards you with sauce pans around their necks like outsized hip-hop medallions. It's an unsettling situation, but it's nice to see them smile when you give them a bar of chocolate.

3. Pennywise – "Society" Time for some Colonial History 101:
A while back, the French, the Belgians, and the English sat down and divided a map of Africa in the most illogical way possible, took what they could, and then pissed off back home, taking most of the wildlife with them as souvenirs. OK, so it's not that clear-cut, but these colonizing countries still lurk in the background, sucking out what they can like creepy vampires.

Case in point: Chad. While our mission was officially to support a UN peacekeeping mission to neighbouring Darfur, the resident French army didn't lose any time in roping our forces in to carry out missions for them. Things like using our aicraft to transport Chadi troops (officially a big no-no) happened more than once. So on one hand the French are "neutral" and part of the UN. On the other, they have an interest in supporting the Chadi dictatorship of Idris Derby http://ipsnews.net/news.asp?idnews=41772. But fuck it, we got a medal each.

5. Earth Crisis – "Firestorm" "A firestorm to purify." There are times when you see how intricately and unsolvably fucked up things are here, where you just want to press ctl alt delete on humanity, and start from scratch. At one point it felt like it was finally happening. A tornado passed directly over the campsite, inflating the tents we were sleeping in like balloons and then dropping everyhing back down again. I didn't mention the electrical sandstorms. These are like something out of The Mummy–clouds of dust hundreds of feet high that sweep up all of the bacteria and shit off the floor, and slam it into your body, making everyone ill for weeks afterwards. With all of these biblical storms going on anyway, a firestorm would be fitting. I wonder when it'll happen. ALEXEI ALVARADO More from this corner of the world on Inside Sudan, airing on VBS.