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PARTY THIS FRIDAY

Hands up if you hate Christmas music. Yeah, us too. In fact, if we hear one more song with sleigh bells in it, we're just gonna go ahead and pull a Black Christmas (the original

Canadian

one, not the

remake

) wherever we happen to be. Of course the only thing more painful than hearing

really, really, bad R&B versions

of already really, really, bad Christmas songs is being forced to hear them at an office holiday party-you know, those workplace social events that are so brain-numbingly forced, that the best you can hope for is for unrequited office romances to explode in a messy ball of booze and regret. Well, if you're in Toronto this Friday, December 11th, head to Wrongbar where our buddies at

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Telephone Explosion

are actually having a fun holiday shindig. With

Demon's Claws

,

Sun Ra Ra Ra

,

Actual Water

and the

Holy Cobras

on the bill, everyone will be too busy dancing and getting hammered on 4-dollar tall cans to notice Robertson from accounts receivable and Peggy from reception drunkenly dry-docking on the dancefloor (omg. I totally saw that coming). Things start at 9pm sharp and the first 50 people to pay the 10-dollar cover get a 7" (whoa, that's a lot of numbers).