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DEAR VICE: I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SATAN

Hey guuuuuys, Just found

your article

on the website, nice one. I must say that cuts a little deep though, a cursory reading of my stuff and you come to the conclusion I think you're Satan and girls who get their tits out are going to Hell? Shit guys, irony? Remember that? My wife was in Shot By Kern a few months back, wouldn't it be awful hypocritical of me to say she's going to hell? And I'm not black, I'm not gay, and I don't have penis hands. Thanks for the hit though, sure it'll help with the bills at some point. Designing a Total Fucking Destruction shirt at the moment, shall I make the backpiece, "Vice lost its sense of humour?" CRAIG FRASER

Vice sez: Hey Craig, The guy who sent us the email is the one who said you think we're Satan and the girls with the tits and the etc with the Hell. We just said all the shit and dicks and tits and bleeding orifices in your drawings would make Freud's head explode out of his mother's crotch, which we stand by. Oh right, and we also surmised you were a gay Black Israelite from London. How about we switch that to straight "Zionist Christian" from London and call it even? Thanks for however many comments you plan on leaving over the rest of the day/week. And good luck on that TFD shirt.