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2. The Beautiful Flower: Curl hair into wanton ringlets and let fall naturally. Additional petals optional.
3. The Hot Dog: All off, and a glistening coat of oil (pref. meat flavour).
4. The Suburbia: Kept short and neat like a nice lawn. Daily maintenance imperative.
5. The Crown Jewels: Begin with a "Hot Dog" and apply multi-coloured diamante in tasteful design.Follow Bertie on Twitter: @BertieBrandesPreviously: Pretty Girl Bullshit - Getting to Grips with FHM's Sexy 100Get up to date with Pretty Girl Bullshit here