What the actual fuck. It turns out a "Gay Zombies Cannabis Consumers Association" that marched in Toronto's Pride parade was actually just a bunch of homophobes trying to hand out pictures of genital warts.
And if you've ever wondered how clever anti-gay Christian fundamentalists think they are, have a look at the name one of them chose for this super secret mission to "infiltrate" the parade by posing as pot-loving gay zombies.
Well-known Canadian bigot Bill Whatcott dubbed it his "Elite Top Secret Special Forces Crack Christian Commando Anti-Sodomite Counter Intelligence Unit." I guess that's ETSSFCCCASCIU or maybe "dicks against dicks" for short.
The bug-eyed homophobes wore green face-covering body suits and did their best to look casual alongside humans with souls having fun. Unfortunately for the so-called Christian commandos, their too-obvious hate for "sodomites" can't be covered up, even by a sizeable tie-dyed "Gay Zombies Cannabis Consumers Association" banner.
The group claimed to deliver 3,000 "zombie safe sex" packages, which at least included photos of Justin Trudeau, as well as a bunch of hateful nonsense.
Whatcott was previously found guilty of hate speech for handing out similar anti-gay fliers in 2013. In 2014, he posed as a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster at Vancouver's Pride parade.
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