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Uh… I’d probably just work out and get muscly—that’s itWhat about an escape plan?
I’d probably think about it a lot, but escaping from jail is a notoriously hard thing to do.Not if you have the will power.

No.You sound guilty.
Yeah, but you’re recording. Look, we've all done stuff we're not proud of, and some stuff we don't care about—and being caught doing some of that stuff could land you in jail.You’re not going to tell me what it was, are you?
No.

I’d just give them cigarettes, that's the standard prison bartering tender.Very true. Good plan.

No, I think I’m a pretty tough girl. I’ve been through a lot, so I think I could hold my own.Have you ever done anything illegal before?
Not really, no.Not really?
No comment. I did something when I was about 15 that could probably be construed as illegal.

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No, that’s not what I meant by supportWhat did you mean?
I’m talking about the Christian faith—that kind of support. That should see you through.Have you ever done anything illegal?
No, I don’t do that kind of thing because I have a law degree, so I wouldn’t do that.And you’d recommend that other people don’t do that as well?
Yes, I’d recommend that other people don’t do it because, a) you’re going to put yourself in harms way, and b) there’s a societal impact in terms of tax, because it’s the tax payers' money that funds your stay in prison. And that’s a drain on resources.That's very conscientious of you.Previously - What Do You Think About Critiquing Naked Women on TV?