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Drug-Related Photoshop Art - Harry Potter Via Che Guevara

Harry Potter (as viewed from a "Che Guevara angle") 1.3 seconds after accidentally "walking in on" Dumbledore using an empty Pixy Stix wrapper to audibly snort cocaine off the eyebrows and cheeks and nose and lips of a naked, grinning, 19-year-old woman who, in contrast to Dumbledore's wild and unorganized movements, seems to be carefully petting only the head of Dumbledore's ~15%-erect penis through the translucently thin fabric of an enormous muumuu that Harry Potter would never have guessed Dumbledore would want to wear and whose yellow-y paleness becomes, later in life, what Harry Potter remembers most vividly (and feels most troubled and inspired by) from this incident—how the muumuu's near-colorlessness seemed paradoxically bright, to a degree that it was expressed more as an amount of consciousness than a derivation of wavelength, though what even is consciousness if not the existence of [Harry Potter, in his 20s and 30s, usually stops thinking at this point and simply allows what feels like a vaguely discerned irresolution to exist in him as a distant, mysterious, motivational force to focus on doing quantitatively productive things in concrete reality].

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